Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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