He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
There's even glitter on my cock...
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