Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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