when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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