I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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