you would pick up someone in the library
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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