I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
