Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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