Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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