But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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