whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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