I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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