You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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