Buhtt sex?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Randomize
