I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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