He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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