The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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