You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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