So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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