"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
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Spinning.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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