i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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