Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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