I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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