I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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