How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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