We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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