About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Randomize
