That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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