you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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