But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
we're so committed to being not committed
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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