I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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