Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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