she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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