There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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