I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Everyone says I win the strip club
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
