feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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