so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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