He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
It's rum buckets o'clock
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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