maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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