I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
