She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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