I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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