My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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