But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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