Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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