So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
