we're blogging at a bar
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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