People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
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