He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you would pick up someone in the library
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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