Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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